Entries Tagged as 'GOP Hypocrites'

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Watching the vice presidential debate is like watching a manic depressive.  It’s been excruciating at times and it’s been highly entertaining at other time.  Senator Biden hardly jumps off the screen, but Governor Palin hasn’t constructed a single original thought throughout this incredibly long hour and a half.  I wish I had the time and patience to put together clips of the couple of interviews and speechs she’s been allowed to give and edit them next to clips from this debate showing she merely rebates herself.  If you’re reading this, have the time and patience, and do this, I won’t try to claim any credit!

Gwen Ifill is better today than she was during the Chaney/Edwards debate in 2004, but she is giving too many passes to Palin, especially on the gay marriage questions where Palin outright lied about her support.  At least she did a better job than Jim Leher who did not attempt to control the debate and made the disasterous attempt to try and make the candidates talk to each other.  Hopefully Tom Brokow will do better with the next one.

In conclusion, Palin is an attention whore with a grating voice.  Biden isn’t Mr. Warmth, but he’s Mr. Intelligent and Mr. Competent.

How the Current Administration Views the Military

Toy Soldier Ad

What Do You Get When…

… Grandpa Munster’s Grandpa marries Addicted To Surgery Barbie?

The McCains!

Is this the freakiest looking power couple or what?

The Anti-Family Candidate

There’s not much one can say about this, other than McSame really doesn’t care about reuniting soldiers with their families.  How much more evidence is needed to demonstrate that, despite his experiences as a prisoner of war, he views the military with about as much regard as the $1.99 pack of toy soldiers that used to be advertised on the back of comic books. 

More Tornadoes in Oklahoma

The Wrath of God is a bitch, ain’t it, Mrs. Kern.

Variety Show

Wow, four days without posting.  I have a bit to make up for, so here a few things on my mind.

Torchwood - The Saturday debut was BBC America’s highest rated show ever.  Good going.  Next up is “Day One”.  This will be Gwen’s first adventure with the Torchwood team and they square off against a creature lovingly named “The Sex Gas”.  It’s an alien that feeds off the energy of male orgasms (straight or gay) and kills the “donor” in the process.  This is what I meant about the more controversial aspects of the show.  While there’s no outright graphic sex (simulated or otherwise) you see a good deal of bare butts.  Now Rhys (Kai Owen), Gwen’s boyfriend may be more Average Joe than muscle god, but he’s got a cute ass and has no problem showing it!  Back to the point, while BBC America didn’t significantly censor the first episode, now that we get more into the nitty gritty, I hope that remains the case.

Madeleine L’Engle - This great author inspired me to read some of her works again.  I ordered nice new hardcover copies of “A Wrinkle In Time”, “A Wind In the Door” and “A Swiftly Tilting Planet” and they arrived yesterday.  Afterward, I’ll listen to the same read by the author.  I was also inspired to concoct a way to spread the works of Madame L’Engle and increase the readership and commenting here (hopefully) by bribing the audience with a contest.  Look for it in early October.  Right before that is the American Library Association’s Banned Books Week.  “A Wrinkle In Time” is consistently in the top 25 of banned and challenged books.  Read it!

The News - Senator Toilet “I have a wide stance” Tryst has decided to try and have his guilty plea withdrawn.  Something tells me he’ll be successful.  Since it’s four days before the date he promises to resign, he may just stay on till the end of his term.  My only disappointment is that he won’t be running for re-election.  It certainly would have been the most entertaining contest of 2008.  The attacks from his fellow republicans would have been both more vicious and more original than any the democrats could think up.

Now another prostitute has come forward to denounce Senator Vitter.  Still, his fellow party members either ignore the incidents or spring to his defense.  Here is a man of God who, unlike his counterpart from Idaho whose proof of a crime is tenuous at best, has admitted to breaking a secular law (it’s only legal to pay for sex in certain parts of Nevada after all) numerous times and breaking a commandment.  Somehow he believes God has forgiven him.  Is there a crash course to cure someone of adultery like there is to cure someone of homosexuality?  And if so, who supervised him?

Former senator, crappy actor and presidential candidate running on the heels of the late Ronald Reagan, Fred Thompson first can’t remember the details of the Terry Schiavo affair.   Then, after being reminded of the details, he says it should be left up to the locals to decide who lives or dies.  If it takes him many hours to remember something that happened a mere two years ago and was significant enough for buffoon in chief George Bush to drag Congress back into session, maybe he has more in common with Reagan’s less desirable characteristics than he cares to admit.  Maybe we should ask Oliver North.

Is it possible to get too close of a shot in a porn movie?  Check out this article on high-definition porn.  Apparently producers are having some issues with the high definition image revealing too much.  Now all those “perfect” bodies have cellulite, wrinkles and razor burn.  This should a be a boon to the California plastic surgery and fitness industries.  It will probably push the envelope on software technology to cover up these imperfections because it’s unacceptable for a porn actor to look like a person.  No wonder Barbie remains popular and Slutz Bratz are even more so.

Worldwide scam network, Exodus, is releasing a report today that reparative therapy for gays ain’t so bad.  Of course, it’s being released by a publisher noted for its dedication to Christian ideology.  Also, it’s unknown if the report was actually peer reviewed.  If nothing else, it should be a funny read.

We’re still in Iraq with no end in sight.  And buffoon in chief still believes this is going well and we should stay even though we can’t even successfully train a security force over four and a half years.  Obviously this is the wait until it’s someone else’s problem strategy.

Keep reading.  It can only get better.

“I just have a wide stance”

Senator Larry Craig (R-ID) was finally caught doing what many had known about him for years.  This poor, closeted individual scoped out a target in that most exotic of locales, a public bathroom, and using a series of well known non-verbal clues made his intentions known.  Unfortunately, his target was an undercover law enforcement agent whose presence there was to squelch the exact behavior in which our sexually confused senator was attempting to engage.

In the most recent election cycle activist Mike Rogers of blogactive.com gave us this very information.  There were facts to back up this story even though the Senator hadn’t yet been arrested.  For his efforts to protect the dignity of the American people and it’s government, Mike Rogers was reviled by the conservative community.  The most oft-hurled epithet was “scumbag”.  Generally, the entire conservative movement rallied around Craig, dismissing the allegations of nonsense.  Of course one of their own couldn’t be capable of lewd acts in a bathroom like some wrinkled, balding George Michael.  What utter rubbish.

Less than a year later, and Senator “I was picking up some paper” was finally caught.  Is it coincidence he was caught in an activity he’s been accused of since at least 1982?  I think not.  Of course the first thing he comes out and says is “I’m not gay” many, many times.  No senator, that couldn’t be.  It’s normal to spread your legs so far apart they’re in the next stall.  After all, how else is the guy in the next stall going to be able to see your junk through the glory hole?  We all put our bags in front of the stall.  We all run our hands under the stall partitions because everyone sees hallucinations of dropped paper whole we’re doing our business.  Then he says he plead guilty to a lesser charge to get this out of the way and behind him (or something along those lines).

Do you get the sense that our elected federal official from Idaho ain’t so bright?  Doesn’t the term “stance” imply standing?  Does he realize that if he didn’t do these things as he’s claimed, then he’s lied on government documents?  If not, then his solicitation of public sex is a crime?  Talk about painting yourself into a corner.  The man is damned no matter what he does.  The phrase that Maude used to consistently tell members of her family: “God’ll get you for that” has come to pass for this man.

Now, what was the reaction of his fellow republicans and conservative who so staunchly defended him the last time?  They must have done the same thing this time around, mustn’t they?  Well, there’s no election right around the corner.  The proper reaction is to do whatever is necessary to preserve the seat for the party.  That amounts to throwing the venerable one to the wolves.  Dear friend Mitt “I’ll say anything to win.” Romney dropped him like the proverbial hot potato.  Oops, I’m talking about a republican.  That should be potatoe.  Romney can’t afford too much attention being paid to him.  People may realize that Jesus he follows in his fucked up pseudo-religion/cult isn’t the same Jesus that most of the rest of Christian(ist) America follows.  Sweet, merciful crap.  There goes that evangelical vote no matter how well his hair is styled.  A couple of his fellow republicans are calling for his resignation.  They want to put in a candidate they know can win and not this weakened old man who just may deliver the seat to the Democratic Party or, heaven forbid, an independent.  How much better it would be to have the governor appoint a replacement and have a new incumbent next year.

Personally, I hope he decides to stay on.