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Yo voté

I woke up at 5:30 this morning to begin my voting oddesy.  It was my first time voting in the state I currently reside.  To be certain I was ready, I tried to anticipate everything.  I programmed the address of the polling station into my GPS unit.  I had recent bills and my passport to prove residence and citizenship in case one of those evil poll challengers attempted to disenfranchise me.  I studied the sample ballot to ensure I knew everthing I would be voting for.  I even arranged to arrive at the polling place (a local elementary school) a half hour before it opened so that parking and the wait would be easier.

As is typical for one of my first time jaunts, not everything worked out as planned.  It turns out the address printed on the sample ballot, which is also on the voter ID card and the school’s website, doesn’t quite lead me to the school.  Instead, Google Maps, Yahoo! Maps and my GPS led me to the middle of a residential neighborhood, with nary an elementary school in sight!

I had to rush home (the GPS did manage to do that for me.)  Fortunately, after a million or so clicks, lots of pissed of pacing and a good deal more profanity than I normally use, I found a county site that had directions to the school.  So, about 45 minutes or so after my intentioned arrival time, I managed to pull into the school’s parking lot.  After only one spin around the tiny parking lot, I even managed to get a space.  (Hey, things were looking up.)  It’s now about 20 minutes after the polls opened.  Yes, there is a line, but not quite as bad as expected.  It’s just wrapped up and down a narrow corridor, lined with folding chairs that make the experience much more intimate that I prefer to be with strangers that aren’t in a bar and paying me oodles of compliments.  The further we get down the hallway, the hotter it gets.

At last, I’m within visual range of the check-in station. There are two check-in machines and about eight voting machines what will probably be several thousand voters during the day.  Not the best of planning, but other areas are even worse.  (I read one polling station in another state had one machine for 400 people.)   Of course, as my prize is within my reach, if not in grasp, the nice lady in front of me has an issue.  It takes a good 10 minutes or so, but they figure out that her polling station was moved to the nearby high school.  I thought to myself, if they are able to determine this, why can’t she just vote here?  (One of the amendments we voted on addresses this.)

Finally, I’m up!  I hand over my idea and they find me!  Whoo Hoo!  No challenger! No registration issues!  They hand me the the smart card and I walk over to the stage two where another poll worker chooses a machine for me (not my ideal situation) and instructs me inserting the card into the slot.  I thank him (I’m an expert at inserting things, so this was somewhat unnecessary, but the explanation would be longer than letting him tell me what to do.)  and he leaves me alone.  The process goes quite smooth, despite the fact that I am using a touch screen that has no paper record.  While my choices all show up on the final screen with no funny business, I’ll never know exactly how they showed up in the final results.  (This is how you create the illusion of smooth election.)  About an hour after I stepped into the line, I’m done.  Yet another poll worker hands me my “I voted” sticker and I leave.

Democracy lives! (I hope!)

On the positive side…

The McCain-Palin campaign needs some positive ads that accentuate the candidates’ qualities rather than harp on the opponents’ questionable negatives.  Here is a suggestion:

BBW, Conservative, likes to read books

Just in time to close out Banned Books Week a christian conservative group complains that librarians are “banning” books that present their “side” of the homosexuality “issue”.  When you look closer, you find that the librarians are evaluating all their books by certain standards and these aren’t passing.  Little things like poor scholarship, dodgey research, etc… are keeping them out of the libraries.

Since the conservative groups are buying these books and donating them, I say they should be accepted.  Please, spend all your money and donate them to every library in the country.  The message is weak and these books only preach to the choir.  Their best use is for freedom loving people (liberals) to use them as resources to discredit the faulty ideas they contain.  They won’t have to spend their own money to do this.

What can be better than for the conservatives to finance their own downfall?

Sarah Soundbite

Watching the vice presidential debate is like watching a manic depressive.  It’s been excruciating at times and it’s been highly entertaining at other time.  Senator Biden hardly jumps off the screen, but Governor Palin hasn’t constructed a single original thought throughout this incredibly long hour and a half.  I wish I had the time and patience to put together clips of the couple of interviews and speechs she’s been allowed to give and edit them next to clips from this debate showing she merely rebates herself.  If you’re reading this, have the time and patience, and do this, I won’t try to claim any credit!

Gwen Ifill is better today than she was during the Chaney/Edwards debate in 2004, but she is giving too many passes to Palin, especially on the gay marriage questions where Palin outright lied about her support.  At least she did a better job than Jim Leher who did not attempt to control the debate and made the disasterous attempt to try and make the candidates talk to each other.  Hopefully Tom Brokow will do better with the next one.

In conclusion, Palin is an attention whore with a grating voice.  Biden isn’t Mr. Warmth, but he’s Mr. Intelligent and Mr. Competent.

Where’s Bridget?

I found this online and don’t know the context in which it was originally posted, but isn’t it ironic that all the white members of this potential first and second families are present including the knocked up daughter, but the adopted black daughter is absent?  That’s family values for you!

The Greatest Fear of a Conservative…

… is that American citizens will be granted the right to life AFTER birth.

Bang the Drumhead Slowly

Despite its myriad flaws, there’s something irresistible about that anal retentive vision of the 24th century we know as Star Trek: The Next Generation. Sure, everyone is such a goody goody that even those with a perfectly working pancreas can lapse into a diabetic coma. The Frenchman talks with a received pronunciation accent. Patrick Stewart’s acting ability was light years ahead of the rest of the cast. The ship’s head shrinker has a Mediterranean accent when her mother’s is quite American (or maybe Canadian). The emotionless robot makes friends, misses people, etc…

The other aspect that seems to bother some is that most of the stories are thinly veiled morality plays meant to teach some kind of lesson, even more so than it’s 1960s parent. This was the reality of the Reagan/Bush America that spawned this series. There were the occasional episodes that were surprisingly delightful. One episode, written during the beginning of Desert Storm (February 6th, 1991 to be exact) and aired shortly after on April 29th, diverged from the morality play formula to present a political allegory. In light of military tribunals, court cases, detainee rights and a fear mongering administration, things said during “The Drumhead” need to be repeated.

The title of the episode refers to battlefield court-martials. Drumheads were used as improvised writing tables to record the proceedings.

The basic plot is fairly standard. A Klingon aboard the Enterprise is secretly transmitting Federation secrets to the enemy Romulan Empire. At the same time, an explosion in the warp core (engine) occurs. An uptight Admiral (Satie) is brought out of retirement to investigate the incidents. Naturally she thinks them related and begins to question the crew. She brings with her a pair of assistants: a pretty piece of eye candy and a Betazoid assistant. The Betazoid is telepathic/empathic and serves as a human lie detector during the interrogations.

While Uptight Satie and her living lie detector make the crew uncomfortable, two officers investigate the explosion. Lieutenant Data, the Enterprise’s android Pinocchio, and Lieutenant Geordi LaForge, who has the dual role of Data’s Jiminy Cricket and the nerd who can never get the girl and is therefore and unimpeachable source of the truth, discover that the explosion is actually an accident caused by an equipment fault. (The fault, like an impressively large amount of Star Trek dialog is unimportant technobabble.)

At the same time, Admiral Uptight questions a crewman who is a cross between a Vulcan and a Human (you can substitute Chinese-American here if you like.) As it is revealed that our crewman’s job required him to have contact with the Klingon spy, the living lie detector picks up that he is hiding something. LLD doesn’t have enough precision to pin down what it is, but it’s enough circumstantial evidence to link the two together in Admiral Uptight’s little mind.

Our favorite frenchman, Captain Picard, does some of his own investigating by questioning the crewman in a less confrontational manner. (Amazing what you get when you’re nice to people.) It turns out that the crewman lied on his application and he is not half Vulcan, but rather half Romulan. (Now you might as well substitute Japanese-American.) This revelation will end his career. However Uptight’s lack of proof that the explosion was anything but an accident doesn’t stop her from seeing conspiracies everywhere.

Robbed of her easy victory, Uptight takes the investigation up the command ladder and her quest culminates in the questioning (trial) of Captain Picard himself. It is here where Picard naturally turns Satie’s methods against her using her father’s words, a respected Federation judge (or something.)

Picard gets all the best lines in this episode and the naked, naive idealism is absolutely wonderful. It’s the in your face, bat you over the head, no subtlety here presentation of basic principles that need to be beaten into some people.

During the crewman’s investigation, Worf, the security officer sets up surveillance on the crewman. He and Picard have the following exchange:

Worf: He refused to answer the question.. about his Romulan grandfather.

Picard: That is not a crime, Worf. Nor can we infer his guilt because he did not respond.

Worf: If a man is not afraid of the truth, he would answer.

Picard: No. We must not let ourselves think that. The Seventh Guarantee is one of the most important rights granted by the Federation. We cannot use one of the fundamental principles of our constitution and turn it against a citizen.

Worf: Sir… the Federation does have enemies… we must seek them out…

Picard: Yes… that’s how it starts. But the road from legitimate suspicion to rampant paranoia is shorter than we might think. Something is wrong here, Worf… I don’t like what we’ve become.

You can easily transfer this to the current scandal on warrantless wiretapping and the like. It is a shame that the current administration doesn’t adhere to the nation’s principles like Picard does.

When the trial turns to Picard himself her makes the following statement:

I am deeply concerned by what is happening here. It began when we apprehended a spy, a man who admitted his guilt and who will answer for his crime. But the hunt didn’t stop there. Another man, Simon Tarses, was brought to trial — and it was a trial, no matter what others may call it.

Unfortunately, it was a trial based on insinuation and innuendo. Nothing substantive against Crewman Tarses was offered, much less proven.

This man has a Romulan grandfather. For that, his career stands in ruins. Have we become so fearful? Have we become so cowardly that we must extinguish a man because he carries the blood of a current enemy?

I remind you… we are not descended from cowardly people. We come from those who were willing to think the unthinkable, speak the unspeakable… … and to defend with passion ideas and causes which were, at the moment, unpopular.

Admiral, let us not condemn Simon Tarses or anyone else on the basis of half-truth. I implore you… do not continue with this proceeding. End it here.

This causes Admiral Uptight to question Picard’s loyalty and fitness for command. He responds:

There is a saying… which many of us have heard since we were school children… “With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied — chains us all, irrevocably.”

Those words were uttered by Judge Aaron Satie — as wisdom and warning. The very first time any man’s freedoms are trampled… we are all damaged. I fear… that today… on this starship… we are forging that chain.

This causes Admiral Uptight to break down.

Obviously, this is a great case against legislation like the USA PATRIOT act.

A final exchange between Picard and Worf summarizes the lesson learned:

Picard: We think we have come so far… the torture of heretics and the burning of witches is ancient history… and then… before you can blink an eye… it threatens to start all over again.

Worf: I believed her… I helped her…I didn’t see what she was.

Picard: Villains who wear black hats are easy to spot. Those who clothe themselves in good deeds are well camouflaged.

Worf: I think… after yesterday… people will not be as ready to trust her.

Picard: Maybe. But it won’t stop her. She — someone like her — will always be with us… waiting for the right climate to flourish… spreading disease in the name of liberty. Vigilance, Worf. That is the price we must continually pay.

The lesson is simple and elegant and it is a shame that those in power have forgotten it. It falls to the citizen to enforce it.

This is a marvelous episode. It is as relevant today as it was over seventeen years ago. Watch it if you get the chance.

Activist Judge

(n) A judge who makes a decision you don’t like.

What Do You Get When…

… Grandpa Munster’s Grandpa marries Addicted To Surgery Barbie?

The McCains!

Is this the freakiest looking power couple or what?

The Anti-Family Candidate

There’s not much one can say about this, other than McSame really doesn’t care about reuniting soldiers with their families.  How much more evidence is needed to demonstrate that, despite his experiences as a prisoner of war, he views the military with about as much regard as the $1.99 pack of toy soldiers that used to be advertised on the back of comic books. 

More Tornadoes in Oklahoma

The Wrath of God is a bitch, ain’t it, Mrs. Kern.

Divine retribution?

The Insurance Services Office keeps track of severe weather conditions that cause catastrophic losses to the property and casualty insurance industry.  A catastrophe is an event that causes a combined loss of $25,000,000.  This year Oklahoma had five of these losses.  This is the same number of losses in 2006 and 2007 combined.  Four of these five losses had biblical style events such as tornadoes, hail and flooding.  These four losses also occurred after Sally Kern made her incredibly disparaging remarks about LGBT people.  Is this a coincidence or did she manage to piss God off?  I’m leaning heavily toward the latter.

Keep talking, Sally.  Maybe a pillar of salt is next.

Bad New First

Nova M Radio made the mistake of signing on Randi Rhodes and XM made the mistake of carrying it during the 3PM slot, robbing me of the pleasure of listening to true liberal Thom Hartmann. I imagine Randi is still propagating the huge lie that she supports first amendment free speech rights, however I know better and won’t be listening to her attention whore fabrications. With The Bill Press Show fairly disappointing, I may cancel the next renewal of XM. Anyone know of any good books on disc?

Ding, Dong, the Witch is Dead, the Wicked Witch is Dead!

Liberal harridan, Randi Rhodes quit Air America today rather than apologize for calling Clinton and Ferraro whores. Normally I’m not a fan of supressing speech, but Rhodes support for our first amendment rights was superficial at best and possibly non-existant. Like the repub party with family values, it’s do what I say not what I do.

Various other Air America hosts have been filling in this week and Richard Belzer is scheduled to host the slot all of next week. I have no opinion about that annoucnement as I’ve not heard Belzer being political. He can’t be any worse that what proceeded him. Ideally they’ll move Ed Schultz into the spot. I miss listening to his show.

We can finally pry those guns from his cold, dead hands!

He was kinda cool until he joined the repubs.  You’d think anyone who had to live through the second worse presidency (Nixon) and the worst (Bush jr.) would see the error of their ways.  Instead he encouraged arming yourself with instruments of death.

He met his maker although I’m no longer sure who that is…  Now he can only preach from DVD and Tivo.

At Last!

Randi Rhodes has been suspended from Air America! The nasty, shrill phoney finally said something unforgivable! I hope they turn it into a termination. The “woman” is nothing more than attention whore who practices the opposite of what she preaches.

Do you Spitzer or Swallow?

New York’s controversial governor possible admits a connection to a high priced prostitution ring. He hasn’t actually said what he’s done to be sorry for, but that hasn’t stopped his repub enemies from calling for his immediate resignation.  Surprise, surprise.  Where were these people when fresh faced repub senator David Vitter was accused of the exact same thing?  Hopefully, he won’t fold too fast.  He could take a page from Vitter’s book and let everyone know that God and his wife have forgiven him, the matter is private and let’s get on with things that are actually important.

It’s 3AM, Do You Know Where Your Votes Are?

Is Hillary’s 3AM ad this generation’s LBJ Daisy ad?

Thank you, Senator, for showing us that fear-mongering is not the exclusive province of the repubs.

Gotta keep ‘em separated!

A commentator from mysa.com reguritates the usual drivel about the separation of church and state.  He states:

The Founding Fathers and the Supreme Court were quite clear that Christianity was the established religion and was to be involved in the government.

Someone should tell Mr. Kaye that the first amendment’s establishment clause does not include the words: except for christianity.

He should also be aware that a number of state constitutions have equal or greater protection for the separation concept.  Ironically, Utah contains one of the strongest statements against the joining of church and state as evidenced in the Utah Declaration of Rights:

The rights of conscience shall never be infringed. The State shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; no religious test shall be required as a qualification for any office of public trust or for any vote at any election; nor shall any person be incompetent as a witness or juror on account of religious belief or the absence thereof. There shall be no union of Church and State, nor shall any church dominate the State or interfere with its functions. No public money or property shall be appropriated for or applied to any religious worship, exercise or instruction, or for the support of any ecclesiastical establishment.

He should also read some more James Madison, the primary author of the constitution.  The Memorial and Remonstrance Against Religious Assesments is particularly enlightening and even predates the constitution.

Almost as many excuses as Bush has for Iraq

Now Senator Larry Craig claims he was profiled by the police.

Coincidence?

A mere day after I post my vampiric “Bush v. Liberty” tattoo image, one of Andrew Sullivan’s Daily Dish readers calls our current state of affairs “vampire politics“.  Who woulda thought tattoo artists and southern university professors would think alike?

Childrens heal thyselves

Currently we have the two sides of the aisle in Congress wrangling over the extension of the SCHIP program.  This got me thinking about the health industry and compensation as a whole.  Doctors earn a lot of money to ensure a high degree of devotion and accuracy in the services they perform and to encourage research and advancement.  A similar line of thought applies to pharmaceutical companies.  Drugs have a high price, at least initially, because of high research costs and profit encourages the company to develop new and/or improved products to improve the human condition.

President Bush vetoed the current SCHIP bill because he believes that people should be finding their insurance in the private market.  However, an insurance company is designed as an instrument to share risks among a group and transfer wealth from one party (the patient) to another (the doctor/health care provider).  A private insurance company has the legal duty to enrich it’s shareholders to the maximum extent possible.  It does this by collecting as large a premium from its policyholders it can and paying health care providers and pharmaceutical companies as little as possible for the services they render and products they sell. 

The insurance companies have a vital row in allowing many people to afford treatment for which they would not be able to pay if the risk was not shared.  However, the insurance company offers no innovation in this process.  Now, here’s the point of this whole thing.  Because of the importance of medicine in human survival and the value we place (or purport to place in some cases) on human life, should the insurance role, which while important is merely one of weath transfer, be allowed to be a profitable one?  Would converting all insurance companies to non-profit or mutual organizations (where profits are re-distributed to policyholders in the form of dividends or reduced premiums), or high regulation (limiting the amount of profit, creating legal requirements for what treatments must be covered, who must be accepted or rejected as a policyholder or what rates could be charged) at the federal level of for-profit companies lower the price of insurance premiums to the point the every American (with an income) could afford it?

The movie Damaged Care describes an interesting view of the health care industry.

In the flesh…

Bush and Liberty

Personally, I would think twice before committing myself to this type of an image forever embedded on my flesh.  After all, Bush won’t be president forever.  (Thank God.)  But the image is just so visceral yet poignant I had to post it.  Check out other tattoos that people regret or love on MSNBC.

How Did I Ever Miss This?

folsomposter400.jpg

In what should be a non-story, the Concerned Women of America (or is it for America) have some problems with the above image, an advertisement for the upcoming Folsom Street Fair this weekend. A number of blogs have picked up on this including the prolific Andrew Sullivan, Towleroad, Joe My God and postmodernbarney. Sullivan is brief, calling it an unnecessary provocation and “easy, cheap blasphemy”. I can understand the “unnecessary provocation” comment even if I don’t agree with it, but the blasphemy crack seems to touch a nerve or two of his.

What bothers me most is that Sullivan went on some time ago about not having the right to not be offended. (I attempted to search his archives for the entry, but there are way too many to look through. If I find it in the near future, I’ll update this.) It’s one of the few points we both agree on. Is Sullivan saying that this alleged blasphemy is the exception to this rule? I certainly hope not as this would compromise both free speech and freedom of religion.

Towleroad’s slightly longer entry is more of a news announcement with a slightly smarmy, buy well deserved, attitude toward CWA. Joe My God’s entry is similar, but states an opinion of the ad. He likes it! The more interesting parts of both these articles are the voluminous comments each have generated. It’s worth a read.

Postmodernbarney has the most well written and intelligently reasoned “so what” I’ve ever read. (I’ve followed the site for awhile and the man has talent.) OK, I don’t think Sullivan is that right-wing, but that’s just my opinion. He’s the only one to actually come out and say “be ourselves”, “stop changing your behavior for the sake others”, etc….

I would take this a little further. We need to condemn CWA’s call to political leaders. Asking them to condemn blasphemy represents a serious threat to everyone’s freedoms. Our constitution states the congress can make no law respecting the establishment of religion or prohibit its free exercise. The call by CWA is their attempt to elevate Christianity above other religions. If this were out of sense of fairness they would have asked members of congress to condemn religious right leaders who committed blasphemy by calling Islam satanic and Muhammad a pedophile. These are they people who call gay rights special rights, but want to put Christianity beyond anyone’s criticism. Talk about hypocritical.

I like the poster. It’s a clever and slick image. If you have a problem with it don’t look at it. You don’t have the right to eliminate the things that offend you but you do have the right to walk away from it. For everyone else, enjoy it!

Update: Check the comment below for a story in Time Magazine about Andrew Sullivan and his argument that you are not protected from offense.  My thanks to the reader for his diligent research.

Comparing Disasters!

The Plank at TNR.com has a wonderful comparison of Britney Spears’ botched comeback and George Bush’s continuing ineffectualness.  (via AndrewSullivan.com)  Check it out!

Variety Show

Wow, four days without posting.  I have a bit to make up for, so here a few things on my mind.

Torchwood - The Saturday debut was BBC America’s highest rated show ever.  Good going.  Next up is “Day One”.  This will be Gwen’s first adventure with the Torchwood team and they square off against a creature lovingly named “The Sex Gas”.  It’s an alien that feeds off the energy of male orgasms (straight or gay) and kills the “donor” in the process.  This is what I meant about the more controversial aspects of the show.  While there’s no outright graphic sex (simulated or otherwise) you see a good deal of bare butts.  Now Rhys (Kai Owen), Gwen’s boyfriend may be more Average Joe than muscle god, but he’s got a cute ass and has no problem showing it!  Back to the point, while BBC America didn’t significantly censor the first episode, now that we get more into the nitty gritty, I hope that remains the case.

Madeleine L’Engle - This great author inspired me to read some of her works again.  I ordered nice new hardcover copies of “A Wrinkle In Time”, “A Wind In the Door” and “A Swiftly Tilting Planet” and they arrived yesterday.  Afterward, I’ll listen to the same read by the author.  I was also inspired to concoct a way to spread the works of Madame L’Engle and increase the readership and commenting here (hopefully) by bribing the audience with a contest.  Look for it in early October.  Right before that is the American Library Association’s Banned Books Week.  “A Wrinkle In Time” is consistently in the top 25 of banned and challenged books.  Read it!

The News - Senator Toilet “I have a wide stance” Tryst has decided to try and have his guilty plea withdrawn.  Something tells me he’ll be successful.  Since it’s four days before the date he promises to resign, he may just stay on till the end of his term.  My only disappointment is that he won’t be running for re-election.  It certainly would have been the most entertaining contest of 2008.  The attacks from his fellow republicans would have been both more vicious and more original than any the democrats could think up.

Now another prostitute has come forward to denounce Senator Vitter.  Still, his fellow party members either ignore the incidents or spring to his defense.  Here is a man of God who, unlike his counterpart from Idaho whose proof of a crime is tenuous at best, has admitted to breaking a secular law (it’s only legal to pay for sex in certain parts of Nevada after all) numerous times and breaking a commandment.  Somehow he believes God has forgiven him.  Is there a crash course to cure someone of adultery like there is to cure someone of homosexuality?  And if so, who supervised him?

Former senator, crappy actor and presidential candidate running on the heels of the late Ronald Reagan, Fred Thompson first can’t remember the details of the Terry Schiavo affair.   Then, after being reminded of the details, he says it should be left up to the locals to decide who lives or dies.  If it takes him many hours to remember something that happened a mere two years ago and was significant enough for buffoon in chief George Bush to drag Congress back into session, maybe he has more in common with Reagan’s less desirable characteristics than he cares to admit.  Maybe we should ask Oliver North.

Is it possible to get too close of a shot in a porn movie?  Check out this article on high-definition porn.  Apparently producers are having some issues with the high definition image revealing too much.  Now all those “perfect” bodies have cellulite, wrinkles and razor burn.  This should a be a boon to the California plastic surgery and fitness industries.  It will probably push the envelope on software technology to cover up these imperfections because it’s unacceptable for a porn actor to look like a person.  No wonder Barbie remains popular and Slutz Bratz are even more so.

Worldwide scam network, Exodus, is releasing a report today that reparative therapy for gays ain’t so bad.  Of course, it’s being released by a publisher noted for its dedication to Christian ideology.  Also, it’s unknown if the report was actually peer reviewed.  If nothing else, it should be a funny read.

We’re still in Iraq with no end in sight.  And buffoon in chief still believes this is going well and we should stay even though we can’t even successfully train a security force over four and a half years.  Obviously this is the wait until it’s someone else’s problem strategy.

Keep reading.  It can only get better.

Is Satan Lonely?

The week wasn’t shaping up to be too wonderful.  The toy we broke four and a half years ago still isn’t anywhere closed to being on the road to getting fixed.  They couldn’t meet even half the benchmarks and the security forces aren’t ready to take over.  And we just found out that Senator Toilet Tryst is reconsidering his resignation.  I suppose he thinks he hasn’t embarrassed himself and his family enough yet.  The mean part of me hopes he succeeds in keeping his seat and runs again next year.  It should be the most entertaining election in years.

I’m usually not one to speak ill of the dead, but what can you say about D. James Kennedy, who like his fellow TV salesman, Jerry Falwell earlier this year, returned to the Kingdom of Satan in hell early this morning.  I have to say that I must agree with Wayne Besen’s  assessment.  While I am certain Mr. Kennedy was a man devoted to his family and his congregation, he was an enemy to anyone different from him and caused them a great deal of pain.  He brainwashed others into thinking like him and spreading this message.  He was an enemy of freedom seeking to overturn our constitution in favor of biblical law as interpreted by him.  I give my condolences to his family, but the world in general is not worse off for his absence.

“I just have a wide stance”

Senator Larry Craig (R-ID) was finally caught doing what many had known about him for years.  This poor, closeted individual scoped out a target in that most exotic of locales, a public bathroom, and using a series of well known non-verbal clues made his intentions known.  Unfortunately, his target was an undercover law enforcement agent whose presence there was to squelch the exact behavior in which our sexually confused senator was attempting to engage.

In the most recent election cycle activist Mike Rogers of blogactive.com gave us this very information.  There were facts to back up this story even though the Senator hadn’t yet been arrested.  For his efforts to protect the dignity of the American people and it’s government, Mike Rogers was reviled by the conservative community.  The most oft-hurled epithet was “scumbag”.  Generally, the entire conservative movement rallied around Craig, dismissing the allegations of nonsense.  Of course one of their own couldn’t be capable of lewd acts in a bathroom like some wrinkled, balding George Michael.  What utter rubbish.

Less than a year later, and Senator “I was picking up some paper” was finally caught.  Is it coincidence he was caught in an activity he’s been accused of since at least 1982?  I think not.  Of course the first thing he comes out and says is “I’m not gay” many, many times.  No senator, that couldn’t be.  It’s normal to spread your legs so far apart they’re in the next stall.  After all, how else is the guy in the next stall going to be able to see your junk through the glory hole?  We all put our bags in front of the stall.  We all run our hands under the stall partitions because everyone sees hallucinations of dropped paper whole we’re doing our business.  Then he says he plead guilty to a lesser charge to get this out of the way and behind him (or something along those lines).

Do you get the sense that our elected federal official from Idaho ain’t so bright?  Doesn’t the term “stance” imply standing?  Does he realize that if he didn’t do these things as he’s claimed, then he’s lied on government documents?  If not, then his solicitation of public sex is a crime?  Talk about painting yourself into a corner.  The man is damned no matter what he does.  The phrase that Maude used to consistently tell members of her family: “God’ll get you for that” has come to pass for this man.

Now, what was the reaction of his fellow republicans and conservative who so staunchly defended him the last time?  They must have done the same thing this time around, mustn’t they?  Well, there’s no election right around the corner.  The proper reaction is to do whatever is necessary to preserve the seat for the party.  That amounts to throwing the venerable one to the wolves.  Dear friend Mitt “I’ll say anything to win.” Romney dropped him like the proverbial hot potato.  Oops, I’m talking about a republican.  That should be potatoe.  Romney can’t afford too much attention being paid to him.  People may realize that Jesus he follows in his fucked up pseudo-religion/cult isn’t the same Jesus that most of the rest of Christian(ist) America follows.  Sweet, merciful crap.  There goes that evangelical vote no matter how well his hair is styled.  A couple of his fellow republicans are calling for his resignation.  They want to put in a candidate they know can win and not this weakened old man who just may deliver the seat to the Democratic Party or, heaven forbid, an independent.  How much better it would be to have the governor appoint a replacement and have a new incumbent next year.

Personally, I hope he decides to stay on.